I was gonna call Petunia “Chatter of the Month” but i realized if she could talk, she would have said “For the love of god could you please get this gd peachplum pit (say that 10 times real fast) out of me before it heads to Sphincterville?
Anyone who knows who Petunia is already knows why and anyone that doesn’t won’t understand. I feel like i’m auditioning for the stomach busting role in the doggy version of Alien!” . Get well Petunia, Clifton (and the world) need you. ===
Maaven Before all of this got really out of control. my momma dropped some hand sanitizer off to me at work. I put it in my pocket. didn’t realize it was leaking all over until my cooch started burning.
The only thing that would have made this funnier is if she had added “And at the time, I was listening to Seger’s “The Fire Down Below”. ===
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